Do we have an elf?

Ever feel like someone is hiding things?

I spent another day at home today, prepped with a list of things to do. Number one on the list was to update and order my business cards, which were on my old computer and are now on a CD. I swear that the CD was right here on my desk a week ago, but now I can't find it anywhere.

Abandoning my business cards until later, I turned my attention to bills that needed paying, but I couldn't find the invoice for our common charges. Looking for them, I organized several large piles of paper that have accumulated since we moved in. But it wasn't there. To top it off, the piles of paper seem to be multiplying. At least, that's what Christopher says.

And where is my camera battery charger?